this is totally what I pictured him writing last night.
Title: Walking on Eggshells (living with a pregnant woman)
So the other day, my dear wife got a little upset with me. I got the milk out of the fridge. I wanted to dunk my Oreos that I got in trouble for buying. Sorry, honey.
Tonight my wife said I was the most amazing husband. She stared at me all googly eyed, smiled and then said, "But if you ever try to lick my face I WILL PUNCH YOU."
She also says she loves being pregnant.
Title: Walking on Eggshells (living with a pregnant woman)
So the other day, my dear wife got a little upset with me. I got the milk out of the fridge. I wanted to dunk my Oreos that I got in trouble for buying. Sorry, honey.
Tonight my wife said I was the most amazing husband. She stared at me all googly eyed, smiled and then said, "But if you ever try to lick my face I WILL PUNCH YOU."
She also says she loves being pregnant.