1. If you keep using your peanut butter and jelly sandwich as a puppet, you'll be done.
2. Why are you doing puzzles while you are naked? Answer: Because I forgot to get my underwear and I can't get dressed without it. (So why not stay naked, right?)
3. Please stop licking that (referring to the window, the door, the dog, a sibling, etc.)
4. No, I have never made cookies out of vegetables, or added sprinkles to banana bread, or dipped my muffin in juice and/or water. (But now I can say, we have done most of these things)
5. No, Jack will not have babies nor will he ever lay eggs.
6. Why is your pajama leg FULL of crackers?
7. Oh my gosh! He just peed on his sister!
8. You have to wear pants when we have company.
2. Why are you doing puzzles while you are naked? Answer: Because I forgot to get my underwear and I can't get dressed without it. (So why not stay naked, right?)
3. Please stop licking that (referring to the window, the door, the dog, a sibling, etc.)
4. No, I have never made cookies out of vegetables, or added sprinkles to banana bread, or dipped my muffin in juice and/or water. (But now I can say, we have done most of these things)
5. No, Jack will not have babies nor will he ever lay eggs.
6. Why is your pajama leg FULL of crackers?
7. Oh my gosh! He just peed on his sister!
8. You have to wear pants when we have company.